WASHINGTON—With markets plummeting and many workers losing jobs as the coronavirus pandemic wreaks havoc on businesses, President Donald Trump announced Thursday a plan to stimulate the economy by sending a rare autographed 8-by-10-inch glossy photograph of himself to every U.S. resident. “We know people are hurting financially, so in order to assist them at this […]
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President Erdogan of Turkey has been confirmed to have been transferring weapons to Boko Haram of Nigeria
President Erdogan of Turkey has been confirmed to have been transferring weapons to Boko Haram of Nigeria. The report noted that he supports the terrorist group because they are muslims promoters. It also interesting to note that the Nigerian President Buhari was also mentioned to be behind the sponsoring of this group. What is suprisnging […]
Nigerian Senator Elisha Abbo abused and killed his ex-wife
SHOCKING REVELATION How the slapping senator abused and killed his ex-wife Eucharia Ojukwu (Che Che) from Awka Etiti. The sister to the deceased Eunice Tochukwu Ojukwu gave this report when she visited the Ikeja office of the Sun newspaper yesterday. “I am the immediate junior sister of Eucharia Uche Ishiaku who was […]
DISCOS and the Case for an Encore for Fashola
Way back in the 60’s and 70’s in Lagos, Discos – short for Discotheques- were the places to be on Friday nights when the weekend spell of fun and entertainment took off in earnest. At the Disco parties and clubs, you really let off steam, gyrating wildly to the heavy bass and percussive beats of […]
The many faces of President Buhari – Truth unmask
The Leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), Mazi Nnamdi Kanu has alleged that the person in Aso rock is Mal. Jubril of Saudi Arabia not president Mohammadu Buhari. Kanu said that the whole world knew that the real Buhari has long been dead and buried in Saudi Arabia but only Nigerians did not […]
Another Nigerian Businessman Killed During Gang War In South Africa
The gang war going on between Nigerians in South Africa, has claimed another life after a businessman was gunned down. According to confirmed reports, the deceased was shot dead on Sunday, August 26th (yesterday) along Esselen Street, Sunnyside in Pretoria area, South Africa. Another Nigerian man was said to have been also shot in […]
I didn’t assault anyone at the airport -Jim Iyke
Yesterday, a video of Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke went viral on social media showing him in a bit of an altercation with law enforcement officers at the Muritala Mohammed Airport over a case of alleged assault. The controversial actor has come out to clear the air on what really went wrong at the Lagos airport […]
What’s in those seized records? Trump’s biggest new worry
President Donald Trump and his allies have hit a new level of anxiety after the raid on his personal attorney’s office, fearful of deeper exposure for Trump, his inner circle and his adult children — and more than concerned that they don’t know exactly what is in those records and electronic devices seized last week.
Trump gives a 3days ultimatum to Buhari over the unreleased Christian Dapchi girl.
The President of the US Donald Trump has issued a 3 days ultimatum to the President of Nigeria Gen. Mohammadu Buhari to produce the Christian Dapchi girl that was not released with the rest of the Kidnapped girls.
Transgender scares two boys out of restroom
A transgender scared two out of a bathroom in Ohio last Friday.